Elon Musk's Throwing A Temper Tantrum On Twitter About The Media Cause They're Reporting On How Much Teslas Suck

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What a baby. Hey Elon, maybe make better cars. That would solve everything. Maybe make cars that don’t miss production deadlines. Maybe don’t make cars that kill people cause they don’t work. Ever think of that, Mr. Smarty Pants? The media would be far more inclined to write positive reviews of Teslas if they weren’t malfunctioning pieces of garbage. It’s not the media that’s being dishonest. It’s Elon Musk. His entire life is dishonest. His entire aura and perceived reputation is dishonest. Him and his stans paint him as this genius Renaissance man but the fact of the matter is that he can’t do anything right. All he can do right is collect Ls. He can’t even get the goddamn brakes to work! This is yalls Iron Man?

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By the way, this just proves that I’m in Elon Musk’s head. He framed it by saying “the media” but he’s really just talking about me. That’s not me being narcissistic. That’s me being right. I’ve been shitting on him and Teslas for years now. He’s ignored me up until this point. He finally cracked. He couldn’t take it anymore. Sorry I’m a truth teller.