Wrap Up The Work Week By Watching This Year's NBA Mean Tweets
There are two video series that will get my click every time I care about the subject matter: Bad Lip Reading and Mean Tweets. I don’t know if it’s because I have a simple brain that loves redubbing and people getting roasted. Okay it’s definitely because I have a simple brain that loves redubbing and people getting roasted. That’s why I can watch cartoons on mute while listening to rap music dead sober and still laugh my ass off. And anybody that has a Twitter account or has followed Barstool for years clearly loves watching people get roasted. Since #NBATwitter is by far one of the best instances of Twitter since it is a part of the comedic gold mine that is #BlackTwitter, the mean tweets are always especially on point. Okay this is a lot of reading for a Friday afternoon blog. Anyway, here are my top 5 mean tweets from this video.
5. Scottie Pippen
This is one of those funny because its true tweets, as anyone who has followed the saga of Scottie and his wife knows.
4. Ben Simmons
I feel like one of the meanest things you can say to an Aussie is that they have a boring voice because all of their voices are so awesome. I imagine the only thing worse than making fun of an Aussie’s voice is making fun of their drinking ability or killing ability. Then again, there is a chance that Ben Simmons is circling the basepaths with Kendall Jenner as I type, so I’m sure he got over this “burn” pretty quickly.
3. De’Aaron Fox
If you throw any other family member or just use the regular word “aunt”, this is much less funny. But something about the word auntie makes this 100 times more emasculating and disrespectful. Probably because he looks like a fucking auntie too.
2. Jalen Rose
Jalen is that you? Yup, Jalen definitely blocked @alexc773 as soon as they were done taping this, just like he reportedly blocks everyone that tweets him the number 81 for the 81 points Kobe gave him back in the day.
1. Tracy McGrady
This is the spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any tweet. I never thought that Oversized Suit Tracy McGrady would get overthrown for “First thing I think of when I hear Tracy McGrady”
But now there is a new king in town. Tracy McGrady will forever be a grown ass Steve Urkel with Biggie’s eyes in my mind. Bravo @kinnymack5000. Brav-fucking-o.
That’s all I got for now. To be honest my brain shut down hours ago. But thats mostly due to age, fatherhood, and years of a poor diet. Not because its Friday. Have a great weekend everyone!
And to people that don’t finish work for a few hours or have to work during the weekend, here is a special bonus video to pass the time, the 2018 Bad NFL Lip Reading: