LiAngelo Ball Put Up 53 Points And A Triple Double During His JBA League Debut

All of LiAngelo’s highlights:

Blogger’s rendition of LiAngelo’s highlights:

After watching those “highlights”, I think I finally figured out LaVar Ball’s endgame with LiAngelo Ball. It’s not to get him a shot with an NBA, G League, or even European team. It’s to get him in the Professional Basketball Hall of Fame. If someone puts up 53/10/10 in their first game in a league, the possibilities are pretty much endless. The Pro Basketball Hall of Fame lets players in based on what they did in any pro league, not just the NBA. Who cares that LiAngelo is playing against a bunch of goddamn children that can’t even spell defense? He is still cashing that check as a professional and getting those buckets on his way to leading the Los Angeles Ballers over the Philadelphia…what’s their name again?

Oh that’s right, the Philadelphia Ballers! How could I forget? God I love the JBA, whose website was definitely built by Lithunians as part of the deal to get Gelo and Melo over there. Either that or the JBA is repping the Euro date format for the World Cup and just plain old forgot to update the score for the debut game of their 2nd(?) biggest star.