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An NYC Uber Driver Was Fired For Allegedly Pissing In A Bottle While Driving A Passenger Around

NY1- An Uber driver has been removed from the app after he allegedly urinated in a water bottle while there was a passenger in his car.The passenger who documented the incident says it took place in Harlem Monday night.

Look, I get having some complete stranger piss in a bottle like Lloyd Christmas as you get from Point A to Point B is gross. I would hate if whenever one of my buddies pulled this move during a trip instead of pulling over and filled the car with Pee Air. Yeah there may be no proof that there were actual pee germs in the air, but it’s just something you feel. Same thing with this Uber driver.

However, the phrase “When you gotta go, you gotta go” has been around forever. What was that driver supposed to do? I imagine if he pulled this move with a passenger that held his fate (Uber rating) in her hands, his bladder was ready to explode. If he pissed on the street, he could get a ticket for public indecency that would require hours of driving around drunk idiots to pay. If he pissed in his seat, his Uber would be no different than the countless yellow taxis that smell like bathrooms on wheels. At least this Uber driver had the decency to piss when the car was stopped. I’m pretty sure the aforementioned yellow taxi drivers would let it flow as they were whipping around corners recklessly. If you have a problem with this dude for relieving himself while on the clock, drop him a 1-star rating and go about your night. Maybe bump it up to 2 stars since he has the awareness to carry wide-mouth Gatorade bottles during his trip, which are pretty much the Rolls Royce of bottles for in-car pissing.

h/t upm