Kevin Knox Trolled Carmelo Anthony On Instagram, Thus Cementing Himself As My Favorite Knicks Player

As if Kevin Knox hadn’t endeared himself to Knicks fans by balling his dick off during Summer League and giving us hope for the future once again, he goes ahead and (maybe unwittingly) trolls Summer #Me7o. The mythical, magical creature that gets buckets at will. It doesn’t matter if Summer #Me7o does this in the Olympics, wearing a hoodie, or just facing a bunch of other NBA’ers at a gym. Summer #Me7o is powered by the sun like Superman. These videos of him leak every summer and cause fans to lose their shit. It doesn’t matter that it’s in a gym Then by mid-December when the summer sun is gone and #Me7o resumes his role as a fading one-dimensional player, the fans are unhappy, #Me7o is unhappy, and the #STAYME7O emo posts start flowing. Lather, rinse, repeat. So shout out to Kevin Knox for knowing better at the age of 18 than GMs paid millions to run teams know and saying what Knicks fans and now Thunder fans know all too well. That Summer #Me7o is a fucking mirage. An illusion. Basketball snake oil posted on Instagram to lock up that next big bag.

Now buy a damn shirt of our new favorite son!