IG Model Brittany Renner Is Teaming Up With Porn Star Teanna Trump And Twitter Went BERSERK
Twitter and social media is the greatest and the worst invention of all time. Its the worst because of the trolls, and the echo chamber, and the polarizing bigotry, and the inherent narcissism that comes with spouting off hot takes about dumb shit.
But every now and then something happens on twitter that makes ALL the aforementioned bullshit worth it. Something special. A moment that inspires the people. That brings us all together. Something that reminds us that we’re all not so different, and we’re all just out here trying to do the same thing.
Last night one of those moments occurred. And what unfolded was pure. And right. And just. And fucking hilarious. IG model Brittany Renner posted a 3 second clip shaking her ass with Black Twitter’s Queen Bee, Teanna Trump. Brittany Renner, if you dont know her, is an IG chick with a fat ass who is seemingly riggggggght on the precipice of maybe having sex on camera for money. Teanna Trump, if you’re somehow not aware of her (in which case you probably dont have a pulse or functioning sexual organs), is a porn star who PUTS. IN. WORK. One of the most dedicated in the game. Her social media exploits and her multiple trips to prison have always set Black Twitter on fire.
And so this collab last night was something that young black men and twitter addicts alike only dreamed of. Its the most ambitious crossover event in history. Its like Durant and Boogie Cousins joining the Warriors. To call these two a Super Team is an insult to Super Teams. They’re not a Big 3 because they dont need any more ass. They dont need anymore help to dominate. Brittany Renner has the world saying “DO IT!….DO IT!!!! You’re already half way there just DO IT” And Teanna Trump is basically the Lebron James of porn. Jerking off to her is almost like, boring at this point because shes too good. Shes the best. Theres nobody better. She should be your MVP choice every time you open up Porn Hub but you end up saying “Well I guess I gotta watch something else, eventually, right?”
So this tag team announcement was one of those moments where all the negative of social media was worth it. One of those moments where we realize that we’re all out here just trying to do the same thing. With that “thing” being beating our meat and getting our nuts. The best of Brittany Renner, and Twitter last night (you’ll have to do your own search for the best of Teanna Trump):