A Guy Chasing People Around A Store While Holding An Alligator Then Buying A Case Of Beer Is So Florida

Residents of the 49 states not named Florida like to shit on Florida a lot but people from Florida don’t get enough credit for being alive. Think about all the crazy shit that goes on down there and there’s still people who get out alive. Any time you meet someone from Florida you should be shocked they’re standing right in front of you and not laying in a cemetery plot. You should give them a hug and ask them how they managed to escape the hellacious war zone that is their home state. It’ll be one hell of a story no doubt about it.

We should no longer make fun of people who live Florida. Instead we should treat them like the heroic survivors they are because I’d argue that growing up and surviving in Florida is harder to do than growing up in the roughest neighborhood you can name. Name the toughest neighborhood you can think of and I’ll still think Florida is the most dangerous place in to grow up in America.

Take that video for instance. Just a fella racing around a convenience store scaring the living crap out of people on his way to purchasing a case of beer. Feels like that’s pretty common place down in the Sunshine State. Alligator shenanigans can pop off at a moment’s notice. You just don’t see that kind of recklessness anywhere else. One minute you’re buying slim jims and Mt. Dew and the next minute you’re running for your life hoping you don’t get turned into alligator poop.