Searches For Bigfoot Porn Have Gone Up 8,037% Since A Virginia Congressional Candidate Was Accused Of Liking Bigfoot Erotica

Mashable- Few things are bigger than Bigfoot’s, um … appeal right now.  After Virginian Republican congressional candidate Denver Riggleman was accused of being a lover of Bigfoot erotica by his Democratic opponent Leslie Cockburn, searches for actual Bigfoot porn have skyrocketed. Pornhub reports that the number of searches containing the word “Bigfoot” rose by a gargantuan 8,037% increase within 24 hours of when the news broke. That, of course, means that a huge number of people flocked to the porn site to see what Bigfoot erotica is all about. And who can blame them? And as it turns out, porn, like politics, is local. Virginia residents were 38% more likely to search for “Bigfoot” than any other state, according to Pornhub’s data. Pornhub isn’t alone. Other porn sites are seeing similarly huge spikes. Searches for porn involving the mysterious woodland monster have gone up nearly 1000% within the past 24 hours on porn platform xHamster.

Oh hell yeah! So I didn’t follow this story when it first broke. I vaguely recall seeing a picture of a Bigfoot with his dick censored out on my Twitter feed and that’s as closely as I followed the story. There’s so many things happening on the internet on any given day and I only have so much bandwidth and Bigfoot porn didn’t make the cut that day. Just didn’t peak my interest. What type of porn people enjoy in the comfort of their own homes in their business and their business alone (unless it’s kid shit). So I didn’t care that a Virginia congressional candidate may or may not be into Bigfoot.

But you start talking about an 8,000% increase in Bigfoot porn searches and you officially have my attention. Not because I care that people are weirdos and are on the prowl for Bigfoot porn. It has my attention because people are just up for anything when it comes to their porn and I respect that. I mostly  respect the idea of porn themes and how people get excited for them. For instance, whenever a holiday rolls around people are typing related themes into the porn search bar. Christmas? The people wanna see Santa Claus have an orgy with some hot elves, sex toys included. The people wanna see Santa cumming down Mrs. Claus’ chimney. St. Patrick’s Day? The people wanna see leprechauns fucking. Folks love themes in their porn.

So it stands to reason that people are trying to find Bigfoot erotica. Bigfoot is all over the news these days. Who hasn’t wondered what Bigfoot’s dick looks like? I’ve always wondered what his(?) stroke game is like. I might check out some Bigfoot porn when I get home tonight and the numbers predict that you will too.