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Tim Cook Lied And Said Apple Becoming The First Trillion Dollar Company Is Not The Most Important Measure Of Success

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Daily Mail- Apple Chief Executive Tim Cook said on Thursday that the iPhone maker’s $1 trillion market capitalization was ‘not the most important measure’ of the company’s success. Instead, he said, it was a result of its focus on its products, customers and company values instilled in the firm by co-founder Steve Jobs, who died in 2011. ‘Steve founded Apple on the belief that the power of human creativity can solve even the biggest challenges – and that the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do,’ Cook wrote in the memo. ‘Just as Steve always did in moments like this, we should all look forward to Apple´s bright future and the great work we´ll do together.’ In a memo to Apple’s more than 120,000 employees, Cook called the valuation a ‘significant milestone’ that gave the company ‘much to be proud of.’ But he said it should not be the Cupertino, California, company’s focus.

Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, rich person and now liar. Tim is lying when he says Apple becoming the first trillion dollar company isn’t the most important measure of success. The only reason he’s able to tell that lie is because of the trillion dollars. In the words of the great Kanye Omari West, “Having money’s not everything, not having it is.” When you have a trillion dollars, you look for other things that define your success but you only have that luxury because you have a trillion dollars. He’s also saying it to stick a thumb in the eye of every other company that doesn’t have a trillion dollars. He changed the measuring stick of success as soon as he accomplished the most important measuring stick of success.

If Apple had zero dollars he wouldn’t be saying what he’s saying. He wouldn’t be saying anything cause nobody would be listening to him say things. We don’t listen to the advice of people who run a company that has zero dollars. We listen to the advice of people who run a company with a trillion dollars. We listen to the advice of people who run a company that invented the iPhone, sold a gajillion of them and altered the course of human history by doing so. If making the most money isn’t he most important measure of success then why try so hard to make the most money?

I just picture Tim Cook behind closed doors at Apple HQ after he said this being like, “LOL did you hear what I said? I said that having a trillion dollar company isn’t the best measure for success LOL” then diving into a pool of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck. That’s what’s really happening.