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Halsey Shaking Her Ass To The New Beiber Song Is The Sexiest Video On The Internet Today

I had to take a moment out of my extraordinarily busy day to post this video because I’ve watched it probably 30 times since this morning. I’m a Halsey fan but to be honest I didn’t really know what she looked like, she could’ve walked up to me and punched me in the face and I wouldn’t have been able to tell police “Halsey hit me.” I guess I’m just more into an artist’s voice rather than their looks. If that makes me a hero then you thought that, not me.

I don’t know what it is about this video but it’s about the sexiest thing I’ve seen on the internet in a long time, and I’ve watched porn since I saw this at 10 AM. YP even came over and said he might watch this in lieu of porn tonight because it’s that hot. Again, I don’t really know what it is but there’s just a certain je nais sais quoi to it. It’s captivating, tantalizing, invigorating, all of it.

From the hair to the tattoos to the ass shaking to the smile and boob bouncing culmination it’s just a very fantastic video and I plan on watching it a couple hundred more times today.