All Business Pete's Testicles Are Swollen Due To A Private Surgery That Will Remain Private

As a person who has also had this surgery, please let this remain a private matter. Having your private business out there in the open can be disheartening especially when it’s about your shaven testicles that will soon look like the teddy bear chicken that’s been floating around the internet.

Say a prayer for All Business Pete’s testicles. I know I will.