The Los Angeles Ballers Are Your 2018 JBA Champions Behind Finals MVP LiAngelo Ball's 58 Point Performance!!!

BALL (clap emoji) DON’T (clap emoji) FUCKING (clap emoji) LIE (clap emoji)!!! I hate to do it to them, but I have no choice but to chalk up this championship as yet another win for the Big Baller Brand and another loss for the LaVar Ball haters, of which there are many. Yeah pulling your kids out of school and starting your own basketball league seems like a crazy move to small ballers. But those people clearly never heard Kanye say “reach for the stars, so if you fall, you land on a cloud”. But instead of falling on a cloud, it looks like LaVar & Co. may actually land on the moon (Property: Barstool Sports) now that the Ball Boys are champions of the league their dad created.

Before Gelo arrived in the JBA, he was just the black sheep Ball brother that was seen as a better shoe cobbler than basketball player. But now he is a capital B Baller that has an MVP-performance in a championship game where he got BUCKETS against the best (of the rest) young talent in the country. Oh yeah and he has a brand new Cadillac that was given to all the winners and definitely did not the stipulation that they make monthly payments on them.

Obviously it’s still too early way to start talking about next year’s NBA Draft. But I can tell you and @OldTakesExposed without a shadow of a doubt that no player in that draft will be able to say they scored 58 points in the finals of their tournament on an extremely efficient 53 shots. But that’s exactly what Gelo did while leading the Los Angels Ballers to a title over the Seattle *checks notes, shakes head* Ballers.

Actually on second thought I don’t know if LiAngelo Ball is even eligible for the NBA Draft after going ohfer this year. But regardless, his stock has a bright green up arrow on my Big Board right now directly above his baller brother, who put up a triple double* in the championship game.

*If you include turnovers