Taliban Kickin' It With Big Uniform Change

I saw the photo above on Twitter today & had to do a double take. At first I thought it was the new album cover for Mumford & Sons but supposedly it’s Afghan Taliban with the usual garb… AKs – check. Awkward stance – check. Kameez suits – check. Extreme unibrows – check. But… what are those? White, clunky, oversized…

Holy shit. Are those… Wheelies?

Great. The Taliban still super sucks and now they’re also on wheels. They’re gonna be rolling down from their caves feeling cool, reigning terror on everyone. As recent news shows the group is growing & organized & launching a very successful series of attacks well into year 17 of the war despite our experience & advanced equipment. At this point I can only hope lack of helmets & wrist guards is their downfall.