A Security Guard Went Down HARD While Chasing Away A Fan During A Braves Postgame Show

HAND DOWN, MAN DOWN! I’m sure most members of the corrupt mainstream media will clown this security guard for dropping like a ton of bricks while going to shut down that overzealous Braves fan like Jon Taffer shut down Office Manager Brett. But as a rather large man myself, I will do no such thing. In fact, I think this security guard should be celebrated for having a quicker first step than Odell Beckham and turning himself into a heat seeking missile once his broadcast was compromised. I haven’t seen a man that size run that quickly since Glenny Balls literally ran for his internship 2 years ago. Sure Terry Tate doesn’t have the same closing ability he did during his corporate days. But that’s what Father Time does. As you get older, sometimes the body is unable to cash the checks that the brain has written for it and this just happened to be a prime example of that which also just happened to be caught on live TV. So while people will laugh at this security guard for falling flat on his face, I choose to applaud him for acting like nothing happened, dusting himself off, and trying to chase down that rascal with the Harper jersey again.

Side note, in case I couldn’t love this song enough, I forgot all about the Jet Li cameo. The early 2000s were fucking awesome