Ryan Whitney Is Even Dumber Than I Thought

Look I like Whitney but I just didn’t realize how dumb he is. I had no clue. He chirps with the best of them but thinks with the Smittys of them. We’re playing a match for thousands of dollars and he’s trying to use brainless logic to stack the deck. The brainless muppet is a 1.8 handicap and I am a 5.1 (just facts from the system created by my close personal friend USGA).

Is Whit a better golfer? Time will tell but what I do know is he plays 6 days a week, belongs to multiple country clubs, pays for swing coaches, and carries a 3+ lower handicap than I do. Anyone with a brain (not Ryan Whitney) understands I need strokes or I need odds to make a fair bet. Look at this moron retweeting incompetent points.

No you dumbass, in head-to-head pro match ups they give odds. Would you get straight up odds on Dustin Johnson vs Jim Renner? No you would not. There’d be a spread or odds. Anyone with a brain (not Ryan Whitney) understands that.

And he’s not only brainless but also a mental midget (no offense Zah).

He also doesn’t understand (shocking) entertainment and theater. I demand match play not for me but for the people. I want what is most exciting for the people.

Anyone with a brain (not Ryan Whitney) knows match play >>>>

Regardless, details will be finalized soon and this match is happening. Everybody wants a piece.

I wasn’t born with much but thankfully was born with a brain. Geaux Riggs geaux.