Does This Look Like the Face of a Hospital Worker Caught Having Sex with a Corpse?

Source – A security guard at a Tennessee hospital was found having sex with a female corpse in a body storage room, according to cops who arrested the man for the heinous act.

Cameron Wright, 23, was arraigned this morning on a felony abuse of corpse charge in connection with the shocking incident Wednesday at St. Francis Hospital in Memphis. …

According to police and court records, Wright provided investigators with a typed statement confessing to “having vaginal intercourse with the deceased female in the body storage room.”

Two witnesses–a security guard and a representative with a transplant organization–told police that they discovered Wright having sex with the corpse of a 37-year-old woman who had died earlier that day of a heart attack.

Following the death of the woman, a kindergarten teacher, hospital workers placed her corpse in a body storage room since she had agreed be an organ donor. Police allege that Wright entered that room and abused the decedent’s corpse.

This story proves two things. One, life imitates art:

And two, no good deed goes unpunished.

I’m not suggesting that it’s common for hospital employees to go around putting their manparts into the cadavers and the comatose like Cameron Wright and the owner of the Pussy Wagon, Buck. (Who’s here to fuck.) But it’s probably not unheard of, either. Who knows? I can certainly all but guarantee this was not Security Guard Wright’s first one man/one dead woman party. I have to assume this megacreep had gotten away with it so many times he simply got lazy. And sloppy enough to let two coworkers bust in on him in the act like that.

What I am suggesting is that this poor woman would never have crossed paths with this necrophiliac freakshow if she hadn’t tried to do something nice by others. That’s not me victim-blaming. One of the things they teach you in the brochures about campus dating they give out at freshman orientation is you can’t give consent if you are not alive. So this is all on Cameron Wright. If she hadn’t been so selflessly interested in giving sight to the blind or helping someone get off dialysis, they’d have simply embalmed her or burnt her, and her post-mortem suffering would have been over. But she tried to do the right thing. And the body of an obviously thoughtful, self-sacrificing woman ended up being treated like a sock by this morbid fucking monster and it goes without saying what a disgrace it is.

Reading this, I’m thinking it might be time to rethink your own status as an organ donor. In the meantime, Cameron Wright should get plenty of practice playing dead in prison.