UMASS WANTS BAMA

The 2018 College Football Season is less than five minutes old and already the AP Polls have to be shaken up. The lack of disrespect shown to these UMass Minutemen ends today. Here’s how they’ve performed thus far.

First defensive possession – interception.

First offensive possession – touchdown pass on the first play.

Second defensive possession – stonewalled, three and out.

Second offensive possession – 14-Goose Egg

Statistically speaking the most efficient offense and dominant defense in the country, no big deal. If you took Jimmy Johnson’s Miami Hurricanes, Vince Young’s Texas Longhorns, and Reggie Bush’s USC Trojans, throw them in a blender and put them in maroon jerseys, you begin to have an idea what the powerhouse known as the 2018 UMass Minutemen look like. You better hope, no – you better PRAY to the good Lord above that your puny school doesn’t have any trips to Amherst on their schedule this year. WE’RE COMING FOR YOU, SABAN.