Bryson DeChambeau Grew Up Playing Ping-Pong Against A Robot

Earl Woods built a golfing robot, Bryson DeChambeau grew up battling a ping-pong robot. What a childhood. Imagine how brief those losing handshakes were? Just snubbing the shit out of the robot? Suffering a brutal 21-19 L and storming back to geometry class? Rough. No wonder that Euro Tour guy didn’t get the time of Bryson’s day. It’s not Bryson’s fault he grew up with a robot brother. A fucking robot!

Hard to judge the move I guess — now he’s out here winning millions. If you’re not pitting your kids against sports robots during lunch, you’re not giving them a chance. I’m a results guy and robots get results.

We haven’t even gotten to the best part of this interview yet.

“We bought it. I didn’t have any coding knowledge back then.”

Back then! Let the cockiness flow through you!

Coding bots and nailing thots. That’s my Bryson.