Woman Says United Airlines Offered Her $75 To Not Tell Anyone About The Man Who Masturbated For 2 Hours In The Seat Next To Her
NY POST - A woman on a United flight from Orange County, Calif. to Chicago claims the man seated next to her masturbated for “hours” and the airline didn’t report it to law enforcement.
Mikaela Dixon, 21, was traveling with her boyfriend on August 11 when she noticed the man inappropriately touching himself.
“My bf was asleep in the window seat, I’m in the middle, and the man is in the aisle. I had no idea what to do, I couldn’t get up bc I didn’t want to go anywhere near him,” she tweeted about the incident that gave her the “worst panic attack of [her] life.”
Dixon went on to say she couldn’t alert the attendant without the man finding out, so she had to wait until he left his seat. “I sat there shaking until he got up to go to the bathroom as we landed,” she wrote.
Trying to think what’s more offensive, a man jerking off for hours upon hours in the seat next to you and none of the staff doing anything about it, or being offered $75 in “hush money.” 75 bucks! That’s like, enough to check a bag on the next United flight, a necessary step so it doesn’t end up covered in come.
After being alerted of the incident, a United flight attendant moved Dixon to another row and reportedly told her the airline had contacted local law enforcement.
When the man “bolted” to get off the plane, Dixon claims he was detained and escorted into the airport. When she inquired about what would happen to him, Dixon said the airline refused to tell her and instead gave her $75 of “hush money.”
“They were desperately trying to keep it internal,” Dixon told BuzzFeed. “Basically United lied about everything, let the man go after a few questions, and refused to involve law enforcement until I called the cops myself and forced them to file a report w [sic] the FBI,” she tweeted.
This is similar to the woman on Southwest who chronicled her 5 hour flight next to a man furiously masturbating to Pornhub on his iPad. Women stuck in the middle seat, which is already the worst – having to deal with a man jerking off next to you the entire time is just a disaster. Especially when nobody does anything about it. I mean did nobody else see it? A guy in the aisle seat watching pirated Brazzers clips for an entire flight on a big tablet screen and rubbing one out? I know it’s hard to go up to a guy that crazy, but there wasn’t one tough guy on the flight who could team up with some others and tape this pervert to his seat?
Very bizarre, not just to happen once, but multiple times. Just go to the bathroom you weirdo.