Well...What...Do...We...Have...Here? Billy Dee Williams Is Getting Into Lando Calrissian Shape, Isn't He?

Would you look at this suave mothafucka right here? Would you just look at him? 81 years old – getting back into shape to reprise the role of the coolest dude the galaxy has ever seen – hitting mitts in shades and a custom-embroidered collared shirt. There’s just nothing he can do without being cooler than us, regular civilians.

Billy Dee is in that upper-echelon of cool. The upper-echelon that never goes out of style. Prime Billy Dee was a god damn flooding hazard at all times.

…and once he, uh, opened his mouth – I mean, listen, that doesn’t sound great, but just bear with me here – once he opened his mouth…

Fuggetaboutit.

I can’t wait for December of next year, when Billy Dee gets to return to that galaxy far, far away in the conclusion to the Skywalker Saga, Star Wars: Episode IX. I can’t friggin’ wait.

Let’s have us a Tuesday, folks.