Paris Hilton Is Your Current New York Fashion Week Leader

I don’t know if there’s like, winners and losers during New York Fashion Week, but there should be, because Paris Hilton is a big ol’ winner and deserves to be recognized. Holy smokes.

Just SO cocky, and SO outrageous…I barely have words! She put New York Fashion Week in a body bag! I don’t have any clue how her pants even work! Seems as if one big gust of wind comes and everybody’s getting a sneak peak at “Another Night In Paris”, the 2018 reboot of her 2004 blockbuster event, yet she’s cool as a cucumber wearing ‘em. Unreal!

I think sometimes, and maybe it’s because I’m an “old soul” (even though I fucking hate that term), but I think, “What would someone from the Great Depression Era who wouldn’t let their daughters leave the house if their calves were showing think of this outfit?”

Would their heads just explode? I think they would. Anyway, I don’t have a ton to say, this is a smut blog, you know the drill, I know the drill, we get it. I’ll get outta here now.

Paris, big fan. That’s hot.