The Browns Are Undefeated*

So, so close. A billion interceptions from Big Ben, James Conner in the backfield instead of maybe the best RB in the league, Josh Gordon actually allowed to play by Goodell, Denzel Ward playing like some combo of Deion Sanders and Darrelle Revis, POSSESSION AT THE END OF OVERTIME WITH A MERE FIELD GOAL SEPARATING YOU FROM SWEET GLORIOUS VICTORY, and the Browns STILL couldn’t pull out the win. And I couldn’t take my eyes off of it. Arguably the best game of football I’ve ever watched. A tie. A fucking TIE to start the year. Hue Jackson moves to 1-31-1, still hasn’t won on a Sunday. Just remarkable all around.

GO CRAZY, CLEVELAND! YOU DID IT! YOU DIDN’T LOSE!

Wonder if Le’Veon Bell saw that game.