The Red Sweater Just Shaved 20 Years Off Tiger

It’s 2018 or 1997? Legit can’t tell.

He can’t play another round without the red sweater right? Guy went from 42 to 22 in one second. Nike better be in the lab whipping up breathable, moisture-wicking red sweaters. I don’t care if it’s 95 and scorching in June at the U.S. Open, Tiger has to be rocking the red sweater. He has to. Haven’t done much research on the magical powers of clothing but that sweater shaves 20 years off Tiger. It’s a miracle. 3-under for the day and 2 off the lead. Here we go. God bless red sweaters.