LeBron James Admits He Eats Ass, Which He Thinks Tastes Like A Kiwi

LeBron James, you dog, you. Here he is on Ellen, blindfolded and having to taste test. I’m not entirely sure what the hell is going on here because frankly, I didn’t watch the entire show. But, we have a blindfolded LeBron licking fruit and having to guess what it is.

All I know is if you can’t respect LeBron for this then I don’t know what to tell you. We got a grown man, nay, we got a father of three out here admitting he’s eating ass left and right. Jordan wouldn’t dare. Durant wouldn’t dare. Steph, well, who knows, Ayesha and Steph seem to throw down in the bedroom.

I can’t wait to see this used against him all year. I have high hopes now for Celtics fans who need to incorporate a kiwi somehow into the stands as they play the Lakers. I also can’t wait for LeBron to comment on a Barstool IG post when there’s an ass eating post.