AFTP On A Monday Morning

I got a little heavy last week (both figuratively and literally… I am fat), and I never got to an Ass From The Past on Friday, so I am going to start this week with some good old fashioned mindless smut.

I posted this picture in a blog last week as filler…

Seemed like just a random piece of cheesecake, but more than one reader reached out to me with heaping praises for bringing this legend back to life for them.

I wasn’t certain anyone else out there felt the same way, so I hesitated making her an Ass From The Past candidate, and I told myself that she would be on the back burner unless there was some other sign.

Then I opened up Barstool Sport’s homepage and saw this ad…

There she was again!… And apparently she is a single rich woman in my neighborhood looking to get fucked.

When the planets align like that, I really have no choice but to make this week’s AFTP the gravitationally challenged Denise Milani.

Unlike other AFTP‘s, there is no shortage of attractive pics of Denise, so I am going to litter this blog with as many as I deem necessary.

This post will resemble a Smokeshow Of The Day, except comments will remain open because we here at Barstool Finance don’t give a shit about women over 25, apparently.

Here’s her story:  Back in the 2001 there was a website called Sports By Brooks.  It was a generic sports commentary blog, but the guy who ran it, Brooks Melchior, peppered his content with pictures of models that all had 2 things in common…

Tits.

In 2012, the website ended abruptly, and there were rumors that the founder had a mental breakdown.  There were also rumors that Melchior went into seclusion after shitting his pants in the press box at Ohio State, but I can neither confirm nor deny that.

What ultimately happened to Sports By Brooks is not important.  What IS important is that the most iconic broad the site discovered was a young lady from the Czech Republic named Denise Milani.

A casual internet search has Denise listed currently as 38 years old, but French Wikipedia (L’encyclopedie Libre) puts her at 42… It really doesn’t matter to me, so I will tag her as 40’ish.

There also pages upon pages of internet debate as to whether her rack is real or not, but that matters even less to me than her true age.

She is/was 5’3″, 107 pounds, and her measurements are 34F-20-34… Which make it almost impossible for her to close a denim jacket.

In 2007 she was crowned Miss Bikini World, and her website Denise Milani says she currently lives in LA as a “Certified Wellness Coach, NCSF Certified Personal Trainer, Interior Designer, & Dog Lover.”  If you poke around the website, there are some recent videos of her doing yoga poses in a nurse costume that remind me that I am not gay.

Finally… Denise had that online presence that made perverts beg for her to one day “dump them out”, but she never did.  Still, there are thousands of photoshopped fully nude shots of her on the web because the internet is a weird place filled with creepy people.

Happy Monday to all, and welcome aboard, Denise, you chesty little minx!

Take a report.

-Large