HE IS RISEN: Carson Wentz Is Medically Cleared And Will Start The Eagles Next Game At Home Vs. The Colts

He. Is. Risen.

Finally, Carson Wentz has been cleared to continue his ascension into the football heavens. Huge shout out to BDN for stepping in to do his job like the doggone pro that he has become. Foles only went 8.5 – 2 (1 loss was meaningless vs. Dallas where he didn’t even really play) as a starter, became the greatest statistical postseason QB of all-time (seriously, those are just the facts), and took down a Super Bowl MVP (ICYMI – The Eagles are defending Super Bowl Champions). Not too shabby, but hopefully let us never see him starting as an Eagle again. Nothing against Nick or his dick, but Carson Wentz is the franchise and should be starting for the next decade+. Just look at these highlights and try not have it move to the moon. The kid is simply next level incredible. He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, and his kingdom will have no end…

Wentz has died.
Wentz is risen.
Wentz will come again…