As Per Barstool Sports, Shawn Michaels Will Be Coming Out Of Retirement On November 2nd In Saudi Arabia

You may have had an inclination that something like this was coming after Shawn Michaels’ most recent segment on Monday Night RAW, and you may have heard rumors pointing you in the correct direction as to the specific date and location, but I’m here to provide you some confirmation.

At November 2nd in Saudi Arabia, at WWE Crown Jewel, an event where no women will be allowed to perform and the audience will be segregated by gender/age to ensure no young girls are raped, Shawn Michaels will be going back on his word and coming out of retirement. It’ll be a match straight out of the Attitude Era – The Brothers of Destruction (Undertaker & Kane) vs D-Generation-X (Shawn Michaels & Triple H) – ordered up by a Saudi Arabian Prince who’ll likely not be paying attention to the show, as nobody was last time.

Am I excited? You bet you’re ass I ain’t! But hey, I guess a tag on a mid-day Saudi show is way more low-key than WrestleMania, so I’ll subscribe to the ol’ beggars can’t be choosers mantra and just shut the fuck up already. Welcome back, Shawn!

Please credit Barstool Sports.