BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP IS FINALLY BEHIND BARS

HUFFPO – President Donald Trump’s oft-vandalized star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is the subject of another protest. British-born street artist Plastic Jesus on Wednesday morning placed a sidewalk version of prison bars atop the star, which was replaced in July following a pickax attack. “Today I put @realDonaldTrump behind bars,” the artist wrote on Twitter.

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

SIKE! Sorry, folks! This is what we call a late night Spider Monkey Clickbait Smits cockteasing special. Are your blog post numbers low? Do you need an increase in pageviews? Don’t worry! Just do what subpar bloggers with no original talent do and post a “Throwaway”. It’s that simple! Do this a few times a month either late at night or on the weekend when you can hide your laziness in plain sight and you’re as good as gold. Is it cheap? Absolutely! Who cares! Cheap pageviews count the same as well deserved, content worthy pageviews in the end!

In all seriousness, my sincerest apologies for the blue balls. Let me make it up to you by posting this video about…BOOBIES! Solely for SEO purposes! That’s right, folks. BOOBS! And how to make them appear larger! What a world! So for those of you paying attention, we now have in this blog the words President, Donald, Trump, prison, behind, bars, boobies, boobs, sexy, sex, midgets, and now Justin Bieber all appear in one post for no other reason that maybe one of these hot keywords will hit on a standard Google search! Boy oh boy I can’t wait to brag to and belittle everyone in the office because I’m SOOOO creative and valuable to this company because I can get, you guessed it…

PAGEVIEWS!