President Trump Almost Got Laughed Outta The UN Building When He Tried To Brag About His Administration

WOOF. That’s not ideal. An entire room erupting in laughter when the President of the United States is trying to brag about something he’s done is not the reaction you want. People are gonna grab their swords and be super pissed about this but you can’t deny that reaction from all the other world leaders in the building. Trump, a guy who is used to playing to a home crowd at his rallies, was STUNNED by the reaction. Absolutely taken aback. He was expecting thunderous applause and got a laugh track instead. He simply couldn’t believe people were laughing at his accomplishments. That video might be what kickstarts the next World War. Trump coming to the realization that much of the world laughs at him is gonna get him on the Nuke Line in a hurry. He played it off pretty well but he has to be so steaming mad. Get to your doomsday bunkers ASAP.

By the way, I live by the UN building, and it’s a goddamn circus over there this week. I guess that’s to be expected but I forgot the General Assembly was happening this week so I walked outta my building yesterday morning and ran into 10 million cops. 10 million cops and 10 million police dogs. My doorman told me repeatedly last week that I should carry around a piece of my mail to prove I live in the building. I thought he was being dramatic so I put it outta my mind. Turns out I really need to carry around a piece of my mail because the NYPD doesn’t play around when there’s a bunch of world leaders hanging around your neighborhood. Who woulda thought.