Don't Tell Lana Rhoades That Alexis Ren Is Sole Queen Of The Bubbles On Instagram

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HOLY MOLY! What a blower! And here Alexis Ren was so confident that she was the most bubblicious beauty in all the land! Oh no, no, no, no, NO! Not if Lana Rhoades has anything to say about it! YP tells me she certainly has much experience in “blowing”. So good on her for spreading her wings, instead of her legs, into the IG Bubblegum market! What heroics! What magic! What PAGEVIEWS!

Lana’s bubbles aren’t the only things in her IG profile that are “inflated”! Get it? I’m talking about her BOOBS! Both of ‘em! Don’t you go floating away on us just yet, Lana! The longer you’re with us on the ground, the more pageviews for all!