Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Impersonated A Cop And Threatened To Shoot A Subway Worker Over Charging Him For Extra Cheese?

Fox News- A Georgia man and former city employee was arrested after allegedly impersonating a police officer and threatening to shoot two Subway employees over his lunch order. According to police, Eric McMillian, who previously worked for the city of Kennesaw, got upset when the restaurant employees charged him for extra cheese on his sandwich, WSB-TV reports. McMillian also reportedly threatened to arrest the two workers at the chain. He has since been fired after just six months on the job as a business license specialist. Kennesaw Mayor Derek Easterling was surprised by his former employee’s behavior. “He misrepresented his position. He misrepresented who he was as a person. That bothers me at a different level, not just as mayor, but as a citizen,” Easterling told WSB-TV. 

You shouldn’t shove a gun in someone’s face because they charged you for extra cheese but I would be upset if this happened to me. Extra cheese is a *wink wink* deal. I’d be curious to see the exchange between the Subway worker and the guy with the gun because that would explain a whole lot. Did the Subway worker say, “Do you want extra cheese?” or did the Subway worker say, “Do you want extra cheese? It’ll cost a little extra.” While those two things are mostly similar they are completely different. There’s a certain look or cue you get when someone asks if you want extra of something. There’s a tiny indicator that says, “I’ll give it to you for free. I don’t give a fuck about working at this Subway. This job sucks. You think I care about giving people free extra cheese? If you want extra cheese, I’ll give you extra cheese for no extra cost.” Those words are never verbally expressed but human beings have an innate ability to sense when it’s happening. You know exactly what I’m talking about.

So if the Subway worker gave off that unspoken signal and then charged the guy for extra cheese, he had every right to be upset. He still shouldn’t have threatened to shoot anyone but he is well within his rights to be pissed. On the flip side, relax dude. It’s a Subway sandwich. That’s a tough one to explain when you go to prison. Everybody else in there will be talking about how they murdered or stabbed a person and he’ll have to tell his story about how he freaked out when he got charged for extra pepper jack. Deep breaths.