The Ottawa Senators Attacked Their Fans By Dropping Giant Balls From The Ceiling, Spilling Everybody's Beer

Un-fucking-believable. Injured children don’t necessarily move the needle for me. Kids shouldn’t have been standing there if we’re being totally honest. Plus, they’re only beach balls so how much damage could they possibly do?

But spilling beer? Are you kidding me? Have you ever been to an NHL game before? Have you ever seen the prices of beer in the arena? You can get a pretty decent 6 pack for the same price it costs to get 5 sips of a Coors Light at the game. And the most sickening thing about this whole ordeal? Well the Ottawa Senators are kind of in a position here where they should really be hooking their fans up with some free booze after the offseason they just had. I mean there’s rock bottom, and then there’s the Ottawa Senators Summer of 2018. But not only are the Senators not providing free beer to the fans, they are now spilling those beers after forcing the fans to take out a high interest loan just to purchase them. Eugene Melnyk just locked up the “Dick of the Week” award with that move right there.

Kind of a hilarious idea though to just drop a bunch of yoga balls from the rafters without telling anybody ahead of time. Have to imagine the marketing team knew what was probably going to happen but they’ve just been so sick and tired of the team getting shit on by everybody that they said fuck it. Wouldn’t surprise me if Melnyk was the one who ultimately signed off on the idea. Buddy was getting roasted all summer long, especially after that video with Borowiecki. You think he cares if some fans who have been shitting on him end up spilling their beer because yoga balls came flying out of the sky like a carpet bombing? Shoot no. That’s just more money in his pocket. Dick move, but respectable nevertheless.

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