This Indiana Fan Just Stole Everyone's Girlfriend

So Iowa is playing Indiana right now in Bloomington and the Hawks are kicking their teeth in 21-10. It’s a bloodbath and I wasn’t the least bit scared about the game until I saw that mother fucker right there ridn’ dirty on his mini moped thing. Swag on top of swag on top of swag. How much pussy do you think that guy gets? The only right answer is that he gets all of the pussy. Do you have a girlfriend? Well sorry you don’t anymore. She’s gone. Mini Moped Guy just stole her while riding on two wheels. What an animal.