The Raiders Got Blown Out By The Seahawks But Bruce Irvin Doesn't Care Because He's Going To Have Sex With His Beautiful Wife

It was a tough trip to London for the Raiders in the middle of an even tougher season.  The hype around Jon Gruden quickly faded with the backbreaking trade of Khalil Mack, a brutal looking offense sputtering through a 1-5 start.  Then you gotta travel across the globe to play a game in front of a bunch of people who don’t even really care about your sport, and you get blown out there with your 3rd double-digit loss of the season.  Lot of people would be hanging their head in shame and depression.  Lot of guys who spent that 5th loss making 1 (one) solo tackle and failing to hit the QB one single time would be bummed up and questioning their effort level.

Lot of guys aren’t Bruce Irvin.

Frustrating for Raiders’ fans to hear?  Maybe.  Maybe not.  Maybe they value the mental health of one of their key defensive players and appreciate how he’s keeping the optimism up around the locker room.  Well, the locker room doesn’t get to have sex with his beautiful wife.  But his excitement about getting to have sex with his beautiful wife might be rubbing off on them encouraging them to have sex with their beautiful wives.  Sex is a pretty great motivator.    Honestly the whole making a baby thing sounds like kind of a possible big distraction 9 months down the road, but whatever, some people love kids.  Maybe bringing some little baby Raiders into the world will turn the karma around, or at the very least stock up the talent pool for Oakland in the 2038 Draft.