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Dennis Hof Spent His Final Hours In The Same Suite Where Lamar Odom Overdosed

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NYP- Nevada brothel owner and aspiring politician Dennis Hof spent his last night canoodling with one of the women who worked for him, a report said Wednesday. After a Monday campaign rally boosting his bid for Nevada Assembly, Hof and his entourage headed back to the Love Ranch South in Crystal, arriving around 11 p.m., his bosom buddy, porn legend Ron Jeremy, told The Daily Mail. “At about midnight, Dennis went back to his private suite with Dasha Dare,” one of the brothel’s sex workers, Jeremy recalled to the outlet. Hof, 72, and Dare had a two-hour romp in the suite — the same room where former NBA player and Khloe Kardashian’s then-husband Lamar Odom suffered a near-fatal overdose in 2015 — before Dare joined Jeremy at the pleasure palace’s bar, the report said.

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. That’s some pretty crazy information right there. Do we have a haunted suite on our hands? We just might! Lamar Odom overdoses on boner pills and almost dies in the suite AND THEN Dennis Hof has some sex in the same suite and actually dies. So that suite is 2 for 2 on almost killing people and one time it did kill somebody. It didn’t kill some nobody either. It killed the numero uno, the boss, the head of the snake. It took down Dennis Hof in his own establishment.

Dennis Hof’s death doesn’t seem like good news for the Bunny Ranch right now but they’re gonna be able to charge crazy amounts of money for people who wanna have sex in the Dennis Hof Death Room. Few sales pitches are better than, “Yeah you could have sex in one of our regular rooms OR you could have sex in the room where Lamar Odom overdosed and Dennis Hof died. You in?” 100 people out of 100 are gonna go for that room. It seems weird and fucked up but you’re forgetting that the people we’re talking about are people who go to the Bunny Ranch. People who go to the Bunny Ranch obviously know who Dennis Hoff is and they’ll wanna be able to tell their friends they busted a nut in the room where Dennis Hof bit the dust. Dennif Hof loved his brothel and he did the best thing possible for the place by dying in one of the suites. Dollar signs on dollar signs on dollar signs. What a gift.