Florida Mayor In Trouble After Allegedly Telling A Speed Bump Advocate That He Would Have Speed Bumps Installed If She Had Sex With Him
NBC News- A Florida mayor is accused of soliciting sex from a constituent in exchange for speed bumps, according to the Florida Commission on Ethics and local reports. In a press release on Oct. 24, the commission found that there was probable cause to find that David Stewart, the mayor of Lantana, Florida, “misused his position to attempt to obtain a sexual benefit for himself.” Stewart solicited sex from a constituent “based on an understanding his vote, official action, or judgment would be influenced,” the commission said.
The report alleges that Stewart told constituent Catherine Padilla three years ago that he would install speed bumps she had advocated for if she had sex with him, according to the Post. Padilla filed two complaints this year that Stewart had made a sexual innuendo at her during a banquet and that he had solicited sex for the speed bumps, the Post reported.
Men stay being the horniest. No species is on planet earth is hornier than the human male. That’s not exactly breaking news but the evidence continues to mount up. This is a new one. We got dudes out here being like, “Yeah I’ll install those speed bumps you’ve been advocating for………….but only if you have sex with me.” That’s some crazy shit man. What happened to the old fashioned way of getting laid by way of hiring a prostitute. All that takes is a few bucks and a hotel room or a dark alley. That seems like a much smaller price than promising to install speed bumps all around your city. Seems like a whole lot of paperwork and time and money just to have sex. You’re never going to believe but the woman turned down his over of speed bumps for pussy.
By the way, does that Florida mayor even have this type of power? I don’t know shit about what mayors can and can’t do. Can they just wave their hands and make speed bumps magically appear? Like, let’s say that this lady had agreed to have sex with him after promising he would have speed bumps installed, would there have been speed bumps on the roads a few days after they had sex? I’m genuinely curious. Exchanging sexual favors for the promise of speed bumps isn’t how the world should work but I am curious to know if it would’ve worked.