It's Saturday Night, I've Had A Few Drinks, & I Need To Go Off About The Caravan

First of all, I don’t have children so it’s kind of hard to imagine any of this caravan stuff in the first place.

Second, I know there’s certain things we’re supposed to avoid here at Barstool but I just can’t help myself. It’s Saturday night, I’ve had a couple drinks & now I’m at the helm of a laptop. There’s no stopping me.

So here we go. Buckle up buckaroos. I’m going in on this whole caravan issue. It’s got enough momentum to make it through pretty much anything & I am seriously considering getting involved. I was driving back from a hike earlier today & saw a brand new 2018
GRAND CARAVAN SE PLUS on the road & I nearly swerved off the side of a cliff in my old 2003 Honda CRV.

Hot damn. Can you blame me? Look at that thing. 3.6-Liter V6 24-Valve VVT Engine, 6-Speed Automatic 62TE Transmission, an Engine Block Heater so I never have trouble starting it up in the winter time? Premium leather bucket seats… I could fit a whole film crew in there. Maybe I could get it expensed? And I mean, that Black Onyx Crystal Pearl-Coat Exterior Paint… fire. It could be mine to lease for only $376 for 48 months. Big choices to make here.

Again, I hope I don’t get in trouble for this because we’re supposed to avoid free ads (#NoFreeAds) but what a vehicle. Absolute unit. Ok, glad that’s off my chest. Back to the party.