The People's Woman: Jennifer Lawrence Is Dating An Art Director

First of all, I’m sorry for the TMZ/Cosmo-ish of this blog, but I promise I have a point. Last night I had one of my TVs (sick brag I have multiple) fixated on the Rangers-Sabres game. The Rags actually won which was cool, but more importantly my all-time dream celeb Jennifer Lawrence was at the game.

I love her and always have. She’s the perfect combination of crazy, hot, and funny in my opinion. When her nudes dropped a few years ago I almost took a full week of work off to compose myself. I’ve seen all her movies and used to resent the guy she dated from X Men because he’s a fucking loser. But I noticed she was at the game with someone else last night and I had to know who this man was. His name is Cooke Mahoney and he’s an ART DIRECTOR. He’s not a movie star, he’s not a superstar athlete, he’s not a guy who invented Twitter, he’s a director of art. Now I do understand this guy is probably loaded because anything with art has lots of money involved, but let’s be real, me, you, the guy next to you can be an art director if we quit our jobs right now and googled the steps. Jennifer Lawrence gave hope to all of us random nobodies last night that we can play in the big leagues.

That’s why I love Jennifer Lawrence. Along with her being smoking hot, having an awesome personality, being really rich, and definitely crazy, she doesn’t care who she’s dating. She is the true people’s woman. I will always remember this story about her “devil alter ego” named Gail.

Gail must be a monster in the sack.