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White People Lose Their Minds When Ice-T Says He's Never Eaten A Bagel (His Words Not Mine)

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I stand with Ice-T. Let the haters hate.

No not because I’ve never had a bagel.  Don’t be ridiculous.  I have like 9 a week.  I’m Jewish.  Bagels are awesome.  How you can go through your whole life not only not enjoying them, but just flat out not TRYING one…baffling.  But that’s the thing, who am I to judge?  I hate when people chime in on your eating and drinking habits like what you’re doing is wrong.  Bitch it’s personal taste.  I don’t care about the ABV and locally sourced hops in your craft beer – this Bud Light is fine right now at this current dive bar with Lynyrd Skynyrd on the jukebox.  I don’t care that New York City has 1,000,000 of the best pizza places on the planet – I want fucking Dominos and I want cheesy bread.

Unless I am a bagel manufacturer whose stock is dropping like a rock and the board is looking for my ouster, or a local baker whose entire livelihood and whether or not his kids eat tonight depends on my bagel sales – I don’t really care if you eat bagels.  Fuck does it matter to me.

Coffee is kind of weird though.

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