Dude Smashes Into A Million Parked Cars And Walks Away Like Nothing Happened

Minus people killing each other randomly in cold blood, I love any video where a person lives their real life like it’s a game of Grand Theft Auto. Anybody who just ignores the laws of the land and lives their life like it’s Liberty City is a person I enjoy (again, minus people killing each other randomly in cold blood). High speed chases fall into that category. Recklessly driving a dirt bike through city streets falls into that category. Landing a helicopter on top of random buildings falls into that category. Things that are illegal but no one gets hurt is just good ol’ fashioned GTA fun in my eyes. That video above is a perfect example of what I’m talking about. Plowing into countless parked cars and then just walking away like nothing happened is living life like it’s a game of GTA. He was just like, “Welp that happened. Better get the fuck outta here before anyone notices. Gotta keep my stars down.” Imagine being a person who owned one of the other cars and seeing that mess the next morning. That’s a tough way to start the day.