The FDA Is Getting Hard On Boner Pills

On this episode of Rhino 911 we issue an alert to those who purchase penis enhancing meds from a 711, probably while intoxicated at around 2:05AM.

From ABC News:

Users of Rhino male enhancement supplements are reporting health issues, such as chest pain and severe headaches, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration warned on Tuesday.

Products with names such as Platinum Rhino 25000, Krazzy Rhino 25000 and Gold Rhino 25000 are unapproved FDA supplements that contain undeclared ingredients and are sold in gas stations, convenience stores and on websites such as Amazon, according to the FDA.

Yikes. Is the chance of dying really worth it guys? All I can say is – ok, people are boo-hooing about heart issues – but you know what no one’s complaining about?

A throbbing, meaty, rock-solid monster cock.

Oddly enough the chest pain & severe headaches aren’t the reason Rhino products have been flagged by the FDA. When I looked it up on the official site the real problem was noted as, “hidden ingredients”.

FDA has identified an emerging trend where over-the-counter products, frequently represented as dietary supplements, contain hidden active ingredients that could be harmful. Consumers may unknowingly take products laced with varying quantities of approved prescription drug ingredients, controlled substances, and untested and unstudied pharmaceutically active ingredients. These deceptive products can harm you! Hidden ingredients are increasingly becoming a problem in products promoted for sexual enhancement.

That “hidden ingredient” in Rhino pills?

Sildenafil; the active ingredient in drugs like Cialis & Viagra. Why is this bad? If you’re taking other meds it could mix with them in wacky ways & it could also bring your blood pressure down to dangerous levels (except for in your dick I guess?).

Back on the FDA’s website it became apparent that Rhino isn’t the only brand hiding stuff like that… the list was longer than a dong chock full of XXXPlosion particles & kept going & going past what I have below… but I figured Chong Cao Qiang Shen Wang was a reasonable place to cut it.

If you have time I highly recommend perusing those boner pill names for a good laugh. I think my favorite is Strong Horses. Shady stuff that could really hurt ya. Be careful out there, guys.