Christian Bale Says Donald Trump Thought He Was Bruce Wayne The First Time They Met

People are gonna focus on the Donald Trump part of that and say he’s an idiot and blah blah blah but I’m not gonna do that. Instead I’m gonna focus on how awesome it is that Christian Bale rolled with the punches and pretended to be Bruce Wayne in that moment. The fact of the matter is it’d be soooooooo much cooler to meet Bruce Wayne than Christian Bale. Christian Bale kinda sucks. He’s an asshole in fact. Remember when he went on that epic tirade on set? I’m sure you do.

For those of you who have been living under a rock, here it is

Here’s the more enjoyable Family Guy version

Bruce Wayne was a bit of a billionaire douche bag but that was just his schtick to throw people off the Batman scent. All of my questions for Bruce Wayne would be about Alfred. I find Alfred far more interesting than Bruce. I’d be respectful and make sure not to ask about Bruce’s parents. Bit of a touchy subject.

I want all actors to start doing this. It’d be a lot of work, and they’d hate it, but if a fan ever comes up to an actor or actress and calls them by their character’s name, they have to be that character for the remainder of the interaction. It would make meeting your favorite celebrities way more noteworthy. Like I said, actors and actresses would hate it, but we’re the reason they can fly private and buy mansions in different states. This seems like a small price to pay for living lavish. For instance, if I ever meet Dominic West, I need him to be Jimmy McNulty for the entire conversation. It seems cruel but I have no interest in meeting Dominic West. Zip. Zero. Zilch. But I have always always always wanted to meet murder-solving, Jameson-guzzling Jimmy McNulty. I’d remember that positively forever.