You Have To Be Fucking Stupid To Think You're Gonna Be A Lulu Brand Ambassador

I swear, every year one of these things goes viral. It’s got to be one of the dumbest things ever. Maybe I’m just being a negative Nancy because I’m hungover, but the level of idiot you have to reach to believe that Lululemon is going to make you a brand ambassador with 150 followers is insurmountable.

Seriously, how do you look at this and not immediately think “FAKE”. Think about how much money influencers are paid just for having followers, and how much free stuff they get. Do you think just anyone is going to be offered those perks? Do you think Lululemon wants some bum with 100 followers to rep their brand? What kind of misguided narcissism do you have to have to actually think anyone would want some random nobody off the street to be a brand ambassador?

Ok, I’m being super nasty. I need to drink some pedialyte and call it a day. But basically, all I’m saying is this is the dumbest shit I’ve seen in a minute and you are a full idiot if you posted this to your story.