Do You Think Alexis Ren Gives A Fuck About 2019?

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

Does that headline even make any sense? Nope! 2/3 pictures seen are before 2019! But who cares?!?!? Not CBS, baby! All I know is that it’s a New Year, no new Alexis! We’ve got the same lady of the year ready to rock and/or roll! Go Alexis, GO!

Sure, it’s an “Off Day” for the blog, but PAGEVIEWS take no days off! Here’s to a hot start for the #1 spot at the 2019 rankings in the name of Barstool and clickbait! Suck on those Lolli’s and tease everyone in the shower! Alexis Ren…HUZZAH!