Texas Has A Play Called "Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"

ENHANCE ON THE WRISTBAND.

WAIT SHIT. ALSO FLIP IT UPSIDE DOWN SO PEOPLE CAN READ IT. SPECIFICALLY PLAY #8

“Go Fuck Yourself Bitch” is a tremendous name for a play call. It could mean anything. I need one of you Reddit nerds to scour every play Texas ran this year and try to figure out what kind of mayhem ensues when #8 gets dialed up in the hurry up. This is what I’m picturing happens when Herman holds up eight fingers on the sideline:

Considering I can’t recall a time this year where every player on the Texas offense was ejected for starting an all out brawl, I don’t think this is what “Go Fuck Yourself Bitch” actually is. But there’s really no way to be certain it’s not the play, either. Some things are better left off to the imagination I suppose. We may never know for sure what happens when GFYB gets called, but between this play even being in their arsenal and Bevo’s attempted murder hit on Uga pregame it’s no wonder Georgia was treated like a doormat yesterday.