Gas Money Bob's Bears Wild Card Playoff Preview
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All-Time Head to Head:
Complete domination. Not much more to say than that. The Bears carry a 29-14 record against including the playoffs. Eagles fans have been talking a ton of shit for a team that just barely squeaked into the playoffs and are about to face the best defense the NFL has seen since the 1986 Bears. Congrats on your Super Bowl last year Philly. Enjoy it for one last day. Your season ends tonight.
Bear Weather Report:
40 Degrees (feels 33)
Precipitation 0%
Humidity 68%
Wind E 13mph
I don’t think we’ve had a real dose of Bear Weather all season. It’s a damn shame but like I’ve been saying all season, this team has Bear Weather in their hearts. All weather is Bear Weather to this group.
You Bet Your Ass:
Bears -6.5
Over/Under 41.5
With all the talk this week you would think the Eagles were favored. Nope, the Chicago Bears are almost a touchdown favorite because the Chicago Bears are the far superior team.
Everyone is going to need some extra cash to go to Atlanta so go ahead and take that 2nd mortgage or one of those really smart pay day loans and put it all on the Bears covering the 6.5 and the under. After you collect your winnings Venmo a portion to @GasMoneyBob. Let’s get rich.
The Eagles:
Offense: I keeping hearing all about Big Dick Nick magic and Alshon Jefferies revenge game blah blah blah. The Eagles will not be able to run at all and with the return of Eddie Jackson they won’t get much through the air either. Let’s face it, the Eagles are a nice team that went on a nice roll to finish the season but now they are facing a real team with an all-time defense in the hostile environment of Soldiers Field. There won’t be much offense from Philly unless you count the points the Bears D score off of them.
Defense: From what I understand they have a decent D line but their secondary is suspect and they gave up 21.8 points/game ranking 12th compared to the Bears 17.7 which ranked 1st. The Bears are going to try and run it down their throat since the Eagles give up around 4.7 yards per carry. If they slow us down on the ground, Mitch will just pick them apart in that terrible secondary.
Da Bears:
Offense: Mitch will probably come out a little hyped up and might sail a couple of passes, but once he clams down and gets into the flow of the game I expect the Bears to move the ball with ease through the air and on the ground. The D should put us in great field position all day.
Defense: Eddie is back. The defense was still dominant with him out so they should be a machine today at full strength and with the crowd losing their fucking minds out there. I doubt Foles finishes this game after a couple of hits from Mack and Hicks. There is no doubt in my mind that this defense is going to absolutely dominate today. Get ready for it Bears fans, it is going to be a fun one.
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The Fans:
Eagles Fans: Scum of the earth. Great at throwing batteries but other than that not a single redeeming quality.
Bears Fans: The coach wants us to “BOOM” at the opening kick and I can’t wait to see the fans come through in a big way. We (the fans) should dominate the Eagles offense from start to finish. Let’s continue to carry this team to another victory.
Game Prediction:
Bears 24
Eagles 10
Coming Up Next Week: We head to Los Angeles where all of the Bears fans that live in LA and fly out there will turn the Coliseum into Soldiers Field West.
Bear Down!