Irish Man Wanted More Spunk In His Step So He Intravenously Injected Himself With His Own Semen

The case, detailed in this month’s Irish Medical Journal, involved a 33-year-old man who had presented to doctors complaining of severe, sudden onset lower back pain for days after lifting a heavy steel object.

While the man had a history of chronic low back pain, a further examination revealed a red rash on his right upper arm – and the patient subsequently admitted he had been injecting himself with his own semen for a year and a half.

“The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain,” the case study noted.

“He had devised this ‘cure’ independent of any medical advice. Upon further interrogation of this alternative therapy, he revealed he had injected one monthly ‘dose’ of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle which had been purchased online.

“Upon this occasion, the patient had injected three ‘doses’ of semen intra-vascularly and intra-muscularly,” it said.

Doctors found that the semen had leaked into the soft tissue in the man’s arm.

I’d be lying if I said that I never finished up a little MS (masturbation session) and looked down at the spoils of war and thought, “Goodness. I bet just half of that could cure my backache if I gave it a direct line to my heart.” But, I’m a coward and never got the courage to scoop up my nut with a cereal spoon and inject that gooey goodness into my thickening obese veins.

I’m not the only coward though. People on the internet are losing their minds over this Irish bloke. Uhhhhh he only injected semen into his veins and soft muscle tissue once a month. ONCE A MONTH! What the fuck is that gonna do? If you are doing ANYTHING with semen, you gotta at least do it weekly. I mean, this is rookie level shit. And to praise him with article after article after article because he pussyfooted around with semen cures… to me, that’s just medically irresponsible.

Either take an inhaler full of dried cum to your lungs 3 times a day or shut the fuck up about it.