President Trump Teed It Up With Tiger Woods And Jack Nicklaus This Morning

What a wrecking crew! The greatest golfer of all time, the second greatest golfer of all time (I’ll let you decide) and the President of the United States teeing it up on a casual Saturday morning. This is obvious but I need to know what they talked about. It’s hard to even guess but I hope it gets transcribed somewhere so we can read it.

Did Tiger and Jack let Trump win? I get that Jack and Tiger are two of the most decorated and competitive athletes ever but I think you gotta let the POTUS win. Especially this particular POTUS. Tiger could easily wipe the floor with Donald but who knows how he’ll react if you beat his ass on the golf course. Next thing you know the IRS is going through your finances and there’s drones buzzing above your house. It’s better to have the most powerful person in the word like you as opposed to hating you. That’s something that will forever be true.

My biggest takeaway from that picture is just how much of a unit Donald Trump is. Holy moly. You always hear about what a big guy he is but, as crazy as it sounds, you never really see him standing directly next to people. Most of the time he’s standing alone next to a podium giving a speech or waving and walking to a helicopter parked outside the White House. Or, if he is standing next to someone, I don’t know who they are so I can’t tell just how tall he is in relation. Well I know how big Tiger Woods is and Donnie is bigger than him. Unit.

I do miss Tiger’s facial hair tho