TikTok Thursdays Ft. Kate And KBnoswag
In case you missed Week 1 (Detailed explanation of the app) Week 2 Week 3,Week 4, Week 5, or Week 6 of Tiktok Thursdays, I do some deep dives on this app to find some of the weirdest content I can find for you guys. This week has some real doozies, and I have Kate and KB back to offer some insightful commentary.
1.
Kenjac: I don’t think there is any scenario where this guy isn’t getting laid in his Mongolian Yurt 24/7
Kate: I’m *sexy and I know it. (*still living in mom & dad’s attic)
KB: The last thing you see before the roofies kick in at an SEC frat party.
2.
Kenjac: I am a very sex-positive person, *Stephen A. Smith Voice* HOWEVER, all horniness should be banned from this app entirely.
Kate: Somebody get this pup a chocolate!
KB: There’s really no logical reason for me to continue to torture myself with this shit on a weekly basis.
3.
Kenjac: I desperately need to know how this story ends.
Kate: Did my research based off the ‘Cheaters Caberet’ sign in the background and, yes – as we all suspected – this takes place in Florida.
KB: When you’re blasted off Xanax and molly and you’re struggling not to black out before your boy finishes his story.
4.
Kenjac: I have no idea how I missed this guys fight at RnR
Kate: Did my research based off the ‘Georgia Boy’ hat on his head and, yes – as we all suspected – this also still takes place in Florida.
KB: If you get close enough to the screen, it will look AND feel exactly like you’re getting fucked by him.
5.
Kenjac: When you figure out how a camera pan works>>>>
Kate: Doctor, I’ve got an affliction (t-shirt) and the only cure is more douche-posting.
KB: I bought salvia off this guy at a skate park in Akron, Ohio once and he just hissed and grunted at me instead of talking.
6.
Kenjac: I wonder what effect he used to make the lower half of his body (and also his wife) disappear
Kate: The middle of an Oreo is soft & extremely white so this sort of checks out.
KB: In 10-15 years there will be medical studies on the unresolved childhood trauma that comes with repeatedly being forced to watch your father make TikToks.
7.
Kenjac: The best thing about some of these videos is that the actual captions can be funnier than what they do
Kate: That is one lucky imaginary girlfriend <3
KB: I’d rather walk in on my son making out with my wife than making this video.
8.
Kenjac: Where is Jeremy Jamm????
Kate: She doesn’t fuck with you OR with learning lyrics
KB: *pulls a baggie of meth out of my pocket and holds it over her head* “How about now?”
9.
Kenjac: I’ve seen so much gross shit on here that not much makes me want to look away. This made me want to look away.
Kate: Is that a wedding ring on his snot covered hand? How the fuck is this guy married while I’m not?
KB: FUCK this app.
10.
Kenjac:
Kate: No jokes here. This guy is legit.
KB: ….We went to high school together… I was the drum major… I led the whole marching band. I wore a cape in sophomore year.
11.
Kenjac: These threads are never complete without at least one VILE and incredibly wet meal.
Kate: Thought I was looking at a petri dish at first.
KB: I need an entire documentary on the dietary habits of TikTok users. I had no idea so many first world citizens voluntarily ate literal shit.
12.
Kenjac: I love Coley Hick so much
Kate: What he lacks in sleeves he makes up for in thrust ability
KB: “Hey drink this…yeah drink the whole thing…okay, come up to my room…yeah come on, I wanna show you something……now sit down, I’m gonna dance for you.”
13.
Kenjac: 50 shades of Joe Dirt
Kate: No comment. Just straight up nightmare fuel.
KB: My dick retracted into my body at warp speed as soon as he bit his lip.
14.
Kenjac: #TransformationThursday
Kate: Tall boy in kitchen, tall boy in hand, boots and a mullet, king of the land!
KB: The POV of this guy’s dog before and after getting pois….forget it.
15.
Kenjac: Not even making fun. A Cop that pops-n-locks to Creed is the baddest motherfucker on earth.
Kate: Never thought I’d see the day when One Last Breath by Creed would get even worse.
KB: Okay, this is actually kind of cool.
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