Woman Absolutely Trashes A New Jersey Convenience Store Before Calmly Trying To Pay For Pringles, Then Almost Crashes Into A Car

We hear the phrase “Some men just want to watch the world burn” all the time, but I don’t know if that saying even does this woman justice. You wanna go batshit crazy and trash an entire convenience store? That’s fine. I don’t think the convenience store is the place to do it since they are many peoples Happy Places full of wonderful snacks, drinks, and boner pills that allow us all to catch our breath during the rat race of life. Just smelling that convenience door smell unleashes 1000 CC of dopamine directly into my cerebellum remembering all the giant bottles of Riptide Rush and collection of road trip goodies I have bought over the years. However if you enter a convenience store and are still angry after being greeted with that glorious “BING BONG” sound as you walk through the entrance, you clearly are a ticking time bomb ready to explode no matter where your body is at that moment.

My problem with this lady is that she went with the half measure meltdown and tried to pay for her Pringles and Vitamin Water. Fuck that shit. If you are going to be an asshole and completely trash entire shelves that have to be fixed by some sorry son of a bitch making minimum wage, at least add some petty theft as the cherry on top. You have already desecrated the happiest place on Earth complete with 800 different types of sodas and candy. There is no need to act like you care about the written laws of man since you clearly don’t care about the unwritten ones. Either go full Grand Theft Auto by trashing the store, stealing your Pringles, and T-Boning a random car or act like a civilized person and take out all of your frustrations in life by filling your body with unhealthy substances in the comforts of your own home like the rest of us do. But if you choose to go the second route, please respect the manmade heaven that is the convenience store.

TL;DR- New Jersey, amirite? *nudge, nudge*